I am a Warrior of the light

my computer broke down.
tried to repair it all night.
went to pcworld today.
£70 to diagnostic
£100 to recover data
and more £££££ if pieces are needed.

I will lose my data, i'm not paying.

I have been paying the techguys for more then a year, but by mistake i cancelled the direct debit in september.

It would be free if I didn't.

My hand isn't better.

I have the flu. Such a bad coff, I feel my insides came out.

I have an inspector coming to observe me Monday morning.
First time for the new college.
It only happens once a year.

All my fucking documents are in the fucking computer.

I'm using Mon's lappie.She is not gonna like it. She said, ONLY FOR WORK MOTHER!

Apart from that too much happening around with the girls.

The Rules

1) Link to your tagger and list all these rules in your blog.
2) Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.
3) Tag 7 people at the end of your post by including links to their blogs
4) Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog

The Facts

1. When I was 9 I went to my dad's uncle's farmhouse and I peed the bed. He kept potatoes boxes under the bed. Yes, they were soaked. I didn't say a word.

2. Our dog is house trained. He pees always in the same place in the living room.

3. I remember the day Elvis Presley died. I was 12, I was camping. My mum cried compulsively all day.

4. I always had the dream of going to uni. I've got my first diploma from the university of Lancashire when I was 41.

5. I was baptised as a baby, my daughters are baptised, but I strongly disagree with the catholic church views. But I have great faith in Our Lady of Fatima.The top photo on my blog was taken in Fatima this summer.

6. I am lazy and messy. The worst housewife ever.

7. I killed a chicken once. It was supposed to bleed but it didn't.

I tag adamantix, sweetymon, kibitz, Rampage,Old-Nick, eggbod and davij

...but I shall learn to keep my mouth shut!

Lunch time. I go to Tesco's petrol station to fill in, the car obviously

In front of me there's this WoW, last model amazing Porche Carrera.

The owner is in his 30's, very charming, or shall I dare and say hot

As I go to the kiosk to pay, somehow my mouth said:

-Nice car!

To what I had in a lovely very sexy and posh voice:

-Thank You!

And again somehow I say:

- Do you wanna change?

And I had a straight answer:

- Maybe...if you be nice to me?

I just started laughing and went to pay for the petrol.

On my way I thought: Why didn't I answer? I could be riding a Porche Carrera now!

Little things that make up my day.

...suffering from Repetitive Strain Injury.
On my wrist.
It hurts like hell.
It's very difficult to use the computer without the mouse.
Also I'm useless with my left hand.

I'm around, but mainly reading...

I'm an Art teacher, an artist, a painter, my right hand is my life, have to take care of it.

1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.)Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can say to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever :
Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

is not gonna happen...

Not an exciting post.
Not an exciting life.
I miss my days of stardoom.
I'm not complaining, just recording

This is just a normal day in my life:

5.30- Alarm goes off: Hubby wakes up and gets ready to work, sometimes I can hear him asking : did you see the pair of this sock? and I answer jgvrbgoplwmfnbd

7.00- 1st Alarm goes off: I wake up pick up my mobile phone in the lounge and go back to bed.

7.30- 2nd Alarm goes off: I switch it (its already on the bed)
Oliver is also on my bed!

7.45- 3rd Alarm goes off: I get out of bed

Open wardrobe and stare for 10 minutes thinking what am I gonna wear today?

Have a shower,
do makeup,
make coffee and toast,
do hair,
switch computer on,
go back to wardrobe,
put the same clothes as yesterday, they are clean and I'm not seeing the same people today,
get the toast (cold!) and coffee and eat while checking emails,
Oliver starts barking,
have a quick glance at blog,

9.00- Get all my stuff ( lesson plans, registers, bla,bla) together in a rush, and run downstairs!
I may be late, but I'm never!

Open car , get bootle of water and fill in radiator.
Note to self: I urgently need a new car!

Drive to work, stop by newsagents to buy ciggies and chewy gum.

Every day is a different place.Community centres, church halls, YMCA,etc...

10.00- Start teaching. Students are all adults thirsty to learn new skills. They want demos.So I paint for 5-10 minutes.
Apparently I make it look so easy
And so it goes:
One calls: Maria
and another: excuse me
and another: Maria
and another: stands arm up

After 300 calls for Maria,its finished.

12.00- Drive to Sainsbury's or the coffee shop or maccies.
Buy sandwish and juice, eat in the car, while driving to the next centre.

Some days I have 10 minutes to read a bit of my book.

1.00- Another class to teach.

3.00- Drive back home.

4.00-4.30- Arrive home
Do some chores and check email, plan dinner.

Go out to buy bread and stuff

Make dinner

6.00-6.30- Have dinner
Try to get Oliver to put him outside because he doesn't stop barking.
Finish dinner with another black on my knee, the dog is fast,man!

"Splash" myself on the sofa
Watch some tv, most of the time skipping channels

9.30- Prepare lessons, fill in papers, start planning next day

10.00- Internet time A bit of blogging, read emails, chat on msn with friends and family from Portugal and Brazil
and with baby daughter, she's far far away...upstairs on her computer

11.30- Make fruits tea, chat with the girls.

0.00- Go to bed...well...I'm stil here and it's 0.11

Tomorrow it's MTV music awards in Liverpool and I didn't get an invitation.

I just think this is amazing and I want to see it with my eyes.