Stolen from KIKI
1.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
2.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
3.You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
4.When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
5.Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
6.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
7.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
8.For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
9.Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
10.Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
11.When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
12.Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
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2008-07-03 @ 09:41