Glorious Sun!!
I have no reason at all to feel good...but I feel great!!
My best friend just came out today for a visit and that made my day!
I found this pic of me, I was about 7 and smiling as always, having fun with "him", we have been best friends since ever...!!
Please stay dear Sun, I love you!
( what were you all expecting??
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Before you start reading, I would like to say this obviously does not apply to me.
I received this today my email, I thought I would share with you.
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves..
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happ ened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.
But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -st olen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
I decided to make a list of what's in my handbag.
Very personal, but somehow I amuse myself
So I deep inside my bag and in order of coming out there is:
1 leisure club badge
1 college badge ( althought I don't work there anymore)
2 lipsticks
5 pence coin
Orbit Chewing gm
1 plastic wallet
1 empty purse
1 full purse with cards and loads of rubbish
4 drawing pens
motor insurance documents
car insurance quotes
1 letter from my boss
List of work references
Expired tesco points
1 mini peg
1 candy broken in half
House and car keys
2 pens
1 box of razor blades
2 hair clips
Bank statement
Supermarket receipts
Sunglasses
1 pack of JPS (cigguies)
2 lighters
1 pebble from Loch Ness
and another pen
1 napkin from McDonalds ( I have to buy tissues)
post-its
2 pencils
1 mirror
Mobile phone
another mobile phone????
Yeah...it isn't too bad, I'm improving, well done me
Hope you enjoyed traveling inside my bag
You Are Paper
Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation.
People tend to underestimate you, unless they've truly seen what you are capable of.
Deep down, you're always scheming and thinking up new plans. Your mind is constantly active.
You are quite capable of anything you dream of. You can always figure out a way to get what you want.
You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery.
A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces.
When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move
If someone makes you mad: You'll attack them mercilessly when they're unprepared
Doing absolutely nothing.
Loads to do...Loads, really!!
Decided to delete some old emails.
I had 947, some backdated from ....many years ago
But Found this one which was emailed by Ms Sweetymon in 2004
Very good, Can you answer any of these questions?
1. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
2. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
3. Is there another word for synonym?
4. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
5. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
6. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
7. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
8. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
9. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
10. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
11. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
12. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
13. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
14. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
I just left my baby sys in the airport. End of another great short holiday. I always cry. It's very sad saying goodbye to your loved ones, not knowing when you are going to see them again. This time I was strong enough though...I held it till they vanished through the doors, waving.
Back to reality.
Scotland was breathtaking.
Yeah, I bought a new toaster. £3.47 at Tesco!
I think they are disposable, I mean for that price, why would I bother cleaning the old one?
Think about, it's cheaper then a pack of cigarettes!!!
How do they do it?
In other news, my baby sister is arriving from Portugal in a few hours.
I may not be around for a week or so.
We are planning to go to Scotland for a few days and chat, chat, chat.
See you soon
