Me and my two best girlfriends are speeding down the motorway in my Pajero.After a long and very hot Summer day, we decided to go to the beach straight from the office. The music is loud and we are all singing. Arriving at the beach, we park and take our clothes off. And our jewllery, so we wouldn't loose it in the sea. We leave everything in the jeep,bags with money,documents,clothes,literally everything. The jeep is parked in the beach, so no problems, right?
We run to the sea and play and laugh like children. ahhhhhh, so refreshing, great fun.
Time to go home and pick up the children,try to put keys in the lock....there was no lock!!
We've been robbed!!!
Everything is gone! Panic! Run to nearest cafe,call the police
- you'll have to come to the police station to explain what happen.
Down in the police station,I tell them everything, those bastards took my Christian Dior lingerie!!
They didn't take my friends pants though!
Police didn't take us seriously.They finger printed us, that was it

Arrive at mother-in-law's house to pick up the children.
The entire neighbourhood is out waiting for the worst.
I didn't fly over the sea, but I was killed by harsh words.
How could a married woman arrive from work,this late, with crazy hair and no clothes!!

End of story....and if you are wondering, yes this really happened