Once again, I did a test and found out, that I'm only good to serve the others! I'm not happy, though, because I'm fed up being like this, and I wish I could be selfish and think in ME !! But apparently this is my destiny:

Maria, your destiny is to be aProvider

Whether you know it or not, this is the role that is most in tune with who you are at your core. As a Provider, you have a genuine nurturing concern for the welfare of others and you're eager to serve them. You can recognize exactly what people need and your friendly, helpful, social nature makes them feel comforted. With your kind and generous heart, you are personable, talkative, and outward with your emotions, and your openness and sensitivity makes you concerned about the way others view you. Along these lines, be careful not to blame yourself when things go wrong. You cannot prevent bad things from happening, even though your tendency to be orderly with a strong sense of right and wrong may lead you to believe you can. Accept that you do what you can to take care of things and that this will get you far in the world.

Have a go, if you dare:

http://uk.tickle.com/

Night night
xx

I forgot to say something...
I tag adamantixx, antlady, funkyfarmer, kiki and sweetymon
silly me...lol..
Again,again ( (in teletubby manner)

Your mission is to complete the five W's and then tag five more people.

Please keep your cussing to the minimum.

Cheers!

1. Why? Because I said so!! And I'm the boss! And the boss is always right,right?

2. Who? Brad Pitt?? (though slighty worried I may end up having a child from Zimbabue)

3. When? Anytime, after 12 o'clock. I have very bad temper in the morning.

4. Where? Ilhabela http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/South_America/Brazil/photo292416.htm

5. What? What the hell am I doing? does this actually have a purpose?? :-)

have a nice day
xx

My first meme ever on blogland, stole from antlady...so you know a bit more about me.

1. Can you cook?
Yes, I'm an excellent cook! I wrote a book with recipes!

2. What was your dream growing up?
To be rich, famous and happy??

3. What talent do you wish you had?
I use to watch this cartoons where a little boy had a pencil, and he would draw anything on the wall,and his drawing would materialise...I wish I could have a magic pencil like his...and the talent to draw anything.

4. Favorite place?
Portugal.

5. Favorite vegetable?
Don't like veggies, eat them only to feel less guilty. Potatoes!!

6. What was the last book you read?
"The devil wears Prada" (haven't finished it yet)

7. What zodiac sign are you?
Taurus.

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Oh, no , for God sake, nothing against who does it...but, why?? why? why?

9. Worst Habit?
I tend to explain everything slowly and in detail, so people sometimes get annoyed or ignore me...:P

10. Do you personally know anybody on Blog?
Yes, I do, guess who...

11. What is your favorite sport?
I love swimming in the sea, playing poker and sleeping.

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Optimistic always.

13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator lift with someone of the opposite sex?
At first I would probably scream and press all the buttons, then it depends...is he tall,dark and handsome??

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I left my country, home,sweet home.

15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
Just one?? I'm an artist,I'm weird! okay, I remembered something, although I am terribly messy, I can't stand to have cuttelery disorganised in the drawer.(weird)

16. Do you have any pets?
Yes, I have a black poodle,but unfortunately he lives away because I couldn't bring him to the UK.

17. Do you know how to do the macarena?
Oh yes!!

18. Is the sun shining where you are now?
Nope, as usual.

19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Cute.And I have no one to take to the circus with me...Can I borrow a kid?? Anyone??

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I'd have a boob job and a tummy tuck to put things up back to their original place!

21. Would you be my good angel or bad angel?
Good. I'm all good, I can't kill a fly.

22. What color eyes do you have?
Brown.

23. Ever been arrested?
No.

24. Bottle or Draft?
Any.

25. If you won £10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Pay off debts (a small amount ), take a holiday...

26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
Chiclets.But they don't sell it in the UK...wonder why...So I'm always on "Orbit".

27. What's your favorite bar to hang at?
Any, important is the company, not the place.

28. Do you believe in ghosts?
No way, that's silly...shhhhh, don't say this loud, they may hear and be mad at me.

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Lay down on a white sandy beach, reading a book
(One can only dream...).

30. Do you swear a lot?
Nope, I was taught not to swear, my children don't swear...well unless I hurt myself, then I just tell all the swear words I know at once...and I know quite a lot

31. Biggest pet peeve?
(I had to google this expression) Small minded people,and hypochondriacs.

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A lazy hardworking dreamer with my feet on the ground.

In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.

Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans."

He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying, "You have six months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.

"Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"

"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed Building Regulations Approval. I've been arguing with the Fire Brigade about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbours claim that I should have obtained planning permission for building the Ark in my garden because it is development of the site even though in my view it is a temporary structure. We had to go to appeal to the Secretary of State for a decision.

Then the Department of Transport demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.

Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special Scientific Interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!

When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.

Then the County Council, the Environment Agency and the Rivers Authority ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.

I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many BMEs I'm supposed to hire for my building team.

The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only CSCS accredited workers with Ark-building experience.

To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.

So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark."

Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"

"No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it".

xx

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 5-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was
Born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 5-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded:
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his butt again!"

This is a pps, with words in portuguese, but don't worry, the images speak for themselves.
Have a laugh!

xx