As my friend Hugh said I'd look better without a hat on, there I am.D

So I decided to get a total make over , with plastic surgery and everything....on Microsoft photo editor!! LoL....As if I have the money to do a real one, Hope you can see it, as my skills on this program are not exactly great.
Oh dear, the things I do to avoid assessing students work.I'll have to do it though,so let's get back to work.
kiss kiss

Are you male or female?

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.Not here stupid!!

Sorry about that guys...

Just a silly joke:

Missing Wife

A guy walks up to a beautiful woman in a shopping mall. "Excuse me" he says "But I've lost my wife here somewhere and I can't find her. Could you please help me?"
"What do you need me to do?" asks the woman.
"Just stand here and talk to me" the man replies.
"How's that going to help?" she asks
"I don't know exactly, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of no where!"

night night

My little baby is 16 !! It was her birthday yesterday and we went to one of her fave restaurants: "La Tasca". Great food as usual, and we had vino rosado, slighty strong, but okay. The waiters sang happy birthday to her,it was kinda of fun, seeing them holding a desert full of candles ( at my request...lol).I though the waiters were all spanish, so when I asked one of them to sing, I said: would you please sing "feliz compleanos"? but the girl was english and answered back: ah! merry christmas, sure, we will....
mmmm....why would anyone sing merry christmas in january??
Anyway, what would be life without these things that make us laugh!
We had a lovely night, but as I said the wine was strong, and gave me a hell of a headache, so I wasn't looking good today at work.
Oh, and she got a tatto!!! ( without my consent), but nevermind she's happy, i'm happy. And it is sweet that, her sister got the same tatto.
And i decided to paint one exactly the same with watercolours, just for a laugh, but somehow they didn't find it funny...

Ta Ra for now

hubbie washes his hair and picks a towel to dry it.
hubbie: damn woman you need to buy better towels, this one is rough and hard, even hurts your skin!
mmm...I get closer to check the situation.
me: damn man, next time pick a proper towel, not the bath mat.
hahahahahhahahhhahahaa

Have a nice day

So, I was thinking about my future as an artist. The problem is I am sooo busy with my work, that everytime I start thinking of something else, all my thoughts move direction and end up at my students work, lesson planning, assessment, meetings, making assignments, handouts, photocopies, portfolios...aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggg ( don't know how to spell shouting, screaming sounds) LOL.
My conclusion is I have to stop thinking and I have to start acting!! quickly, because I want to be an alive famous painter, not a dead one!! And I kinda of feel time runs so fast, that in not so long, i'm going to be "old"...The thing is I wantend my artwork to be something different and UAU ! but that is difficult, so I may just start splashing paints on a canvas and be one more of this artists, who are successful, and all normal people wonder why!
But hey, "Art is the domain of Gods, not for common mortals "
That's it, don't forget my name, I will be famous very soon.
Stop thinking...just act.

Have a good week
kiss kiss

I've been here for about 10 minutes looking at the screen and thinking: what should i write...about what should i write...shall i start writing my biography ...shall i make a diary of this blog...no idea...
Oh well, i'll keep reading your coments,and...la la la....
any ???